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Your profile, your area and your competition, through a new customer's eyes. He spots why people aren't writing to you more.
We plant in silence. We take off all at once.
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Growty. · Growth Manager
Your business, growing on its own.
Growty is your Growth Manager: he builds and runs your campaigns, tests one new idea every week, and every Friday shows you what each inquiry he brought actually cost. You don't operate him: you hire him.
In development — Growty arrives after Venty. Today you can save your spot and get your free growth diagnosis.
The method
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Growty works like a gardener. And measures like an accountant.
No hype, no "going viral". Growty runs the same chain every week: look, plant, water, test and harvest. In silence, until it takes off.
Plants
He builds your campaigns with the content you already have (or what Posty creates) and the offer you approved.
Waters
He operates every day: budget, audiences, schedules and area. What doesn't perform gets pruned; what does, gets more water.
Tests
One experiment per week, one change at a time, everything logged. That's how your business learns what makes it grow.
Harvests and reports
Every Friday, the garden report: how many inquiries arrived and what each one cost. No fluff.
You set the budget and the limits. Once.
How much is spent per month, how much an inquiry may cost, and what is never offered. Set once at hiring, and they stay. Within those limits, Growty works on his own.
You get the garden report. Every Friday.
Spend, inquiries, cost per inquiry, what worked and what didn't. Thirty seconds of reading, zero spreadsheets, zero hype.
What he does
Bringing new customers, measurably
Growty's metric isn't likes: it's real inquiries and what each one costs. Everything he does points there.
Ads that bring inquiries
Campaigns on Instagram, Facebook and local Google with one goal: people writing, calling or booking. Never empty reach.
Offers with your signature
He proposes one growth offer per month, built for your trade and your season. Price and terms are yours to define: without your approval, it never runs.
One experiment per week
A new hook, another area, another schedule, another offer. Everything is logged: what works gets scaled, what doesn't gets cut.
A profile that converts
He audits your bio, your link, your highlights and your Google listing. Bringing people to a profile that doesn't convert is watering a broken pot.
Seasons, on time
Mother's Day, back to school, holidays: two weeks before each of your trade's dates, the campaign is already proposed and ready.
Reviews that sell
He spots your happy customers and triggers the review request at the right moment. Today's reviews are tomorrow's inquiries.
Spend control
He watches the spend daily. If the cost per inquiry passes your limit three days in a row, he pauses on his own and tells you why.
Conversion watch
He teams up with Venty: if inquiries arrive but don't sell, he separates with data whether the ad failed or the follow-up did, and tells you.
Your limits
Growty never overspends. Because you set the ceiling.
When you hire him you set three things, once. He decides everything else inside that frame — and if anything leaves the frame, it stops on its own.
Monthly budget
The maximum spent on ads per month. Not a cent more, ever.
Cost-per-inquiry ceiling
How much you accept paying per inquiry. If it's exceeded three days in a row, Growty pauses and notifies.
What is never offered
Your red lines: products, prices or promises that never appear in one of your campaigns.
A week
A week with Growty looks like this
Monday · Prune and water
He reviews last week's numbers: kills the ads that didn't perform and scales the ones that did.
Wednesday · Experiment
He launches the week's test: a single change, measured against what came before.
Friday · The garden report
Your summary arrives: spend, inquiries, cost per inquiry and the next step.
Every day · Control
He checks the spend stays in bounds and inquiries keep coming in. In silence.
The garden report
This is what your Friday looks like
A sample weekly report, with sample numbers:
🌱 The garden report — Week 12 (sample)
Spend: USD 180 · Inquiries: 46 · Cost per inquiry: USD 3.91
What worked: the first-visit offer video brought 3 out of 4 inquiries. We're scaling it.
What didn't: the storefront photo ad underperformed. Pruned on Monday.
Next experiment: widening the radius from 3 to 5 km on weekends.
Before / after
The same week, two ways
Without Growty
You post when you can. Some months you try an ad, never measuring what each inquiry cost. Your trade's big dates catch you with no campaign ready. When business slows, you can't tell if it's the area, the offer or the ad.
With Growty
Your campaigns run every day within your budget. Every week there's a new experiment, logged. Seasons arrive with the campaign ready two weeks early. And on Friday you know exactly what each inquiry cost.
The calculator
What does one new customer cost you today?
Enter what you spend on advertising per month and how many inquiries it brings. Growty runs the math almost no business runs.
Quick diagnosis
How watered is your business?
Four questions, thirty seconds. Growty tells you what state your garden is in.
Seasons
Growty's calendar, live
These are retail's next big dates — calculated today. For each one, Growty already knows what state your campaign should be in.
How he works
Three things, done properly
🌱 He knows your trade by heart
Growty works with the seasons and buying moments of your line of business: he knows when your people buy, when they hesitate and when you need to be present. Every campaign is proposed two weeks before its date, with your trade's angle already thought through — never improvised on the day.
🔌 He plugs into what you already use
He runs on your Meta Ads account and your Google, reads your pixel and analytics, and follows every inquiry all the way to the sale in your store. If a connection is missing, he asks for it as part of setup: with no connected source, Growty does not estimate numbers — he measures them, or says he can't yet.
❓ He only asks what's missing
First he reads your profile, your store and your history; only then does he ask — and only about the gap: your budget, your area, your star product and your limits. When the answer can be picked, you pick it with one tap. No endless forms.
The family
Everyone at their post
Posty creates. Growty brings. Venty closes. Gesty organizes. Bossty leads. Growty doesn't do the others' jobs: he makes sure your business has new customers so the others have work to do.
Trust, in writing
What Growty does NOT do
He doesn't promise sales
He promises real inquiries and the exact cost of each one. Closing them is Venty's and your job.
He doesn't invent offers
No discount, promotion or benefit ever runs without your approval. Ever.
He doesn't invent numbers
What the platform doesn't measure, Growty doesn't claim. If a week didn't work, the report says so.
He doesn't serve your customers
He brings new people; he doesn't answer messages or complaints. That's Venty's and Atenty's job.
Try him
Ask Growty for a plan
Write a goal — "I want more Tuesday appointments", "I want to sell the new product" — and Growty shows you how he would work it. A sample of how he thinks, no strings attached.
The founder
Behind Growty there is a whole family.
I am Valentino Caratini. I am building the office I wish I could have hired: one employee per post, each perfect at their own job. Posty creates, Venty closes, Gesty organizes — and Growty grows. We plant in silence; we take off all at once.
Valentino Caratini — Founder of Bambooty
FAQ
What everyone asks first
Does Growty guarantee customers?
No — and distrust anyone who does. Growty guarantees measurable work: campaigns operated daily, one experiment per week and the real cost of every inquiry, in writing, every Friday.
How much ad budget do I need?
You decide. Growty works with the budget you set and honestly tells you what to expect from that number in your area and trade. You pay the platforms directly, with no markup.
Do I need Posty to have Growty?
No: Growty can advertise the content you already have. With Posty, the machine is complete: fresh content every week to test and scale.
Who approves the offers?
You do. Growty proposes; you sign. Price, terms and expiry are always yours to define.
When does he launch? What does he cost?
Honestly: Growty is in development and arrives after Venty, with no made-up date. Launch prices are on the pricing page. Today you save your spot and hear about it first.